Sky Masterson says, "Miss Tane: On the day when I left home to make my way in the world, my daddy took me to one side.
'Son,' my daddy says to me, 'I am sorry I am not able to bankroll you to a large start, but not having the necessary lettuce to get you rolling, instead I'm going to stake you to two very valuable parcels of advice.
'One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken.
'Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear.
'But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you're going to wind up with an ear full of cider.'
And then he says to me:
'And there is a second fellow you will meet in your travels. For whatever reason he will find the idea in his head that you are a chump for a beating, and he will proceed to poke you in the snoot, counting on the fact that you will go down and stay down.
'But staying down is not the Masterson family trait. You are to rise up and clock the slugger until he goes down, either because he can get up but wisely chooses not to, or because he cannot get up, due to trauma of terminal conditions.
'Don't start nothing with no jaspers, but if they start it, you surely and truly finish it.'
"That was what he said, Miss Tane. And I figure this Impy gang is moved in on the turf of our beloved US of A, and must be put down like mad dogs, on account of there ain't no good odds to turning your back on a mad dog, lest he will surely bite you in an embarrassing situation."
'Son,' my daddy says to me, 'I am sorry I am not able to bankroll you to a large start, but not having the necessary lettuce to get you rolling, instead I'm going to stake you to two very valuable parcels of advice.
'One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken.
'Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear.
'But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you're going to wind up with an ear full of cider.'
And then he says to me:
'And there is a second fellow you will meet in your travels. For whatever reason he will find the idea in his head that you are a chump for a beating, and he will proceed to poke you in the snoot, counting on the fact that you will go down and stay down.
'But staying down is not the Masterson family trait. You are to rise up and clock the slugger until he goes down, either because he can get up but wisely chooses not to, or because he cannot get up, due to trauma of terminal conditions.
'Don't start nothing with no jaspers, but if they start it, you surely and truly finish it.'
"That was what he said, Miss Tane. And I figure this Impy gang is moved in on the turf of our beloved US of A, and must be put down like mad dogs, on account of there ain't no good odds to turning your back on a mad dog, lest he will surely bite you in an embarrassing situation."
(Is that hash house like hash browns? Or hash house like hashish?)
ReplyDeleteBelle watches them carefully, keeping an alert eye out for anyone who might be approaching.
(Hash house is a Southernism for roadside diner.)
ReplyDeleteIs Belle going to the windows? If so, she can keep an eye on the one road leading to this lonely farmhouse, but not on the weed-overgrown fields to the sides and rear.
Janet: "That sounds good. Now Miss Tane, what were you saying before Nick interrupted you?"
ReplyDeleteKaze, sotto voice to Richter, "The kanji spirits on the leg may still be active."
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